40 Years Old Man Arrested For “2GOing” While Driving

A man today was arrested for using his phone while driving after he almost killed a lastma official on the road.

He was stopped and asked to leave his vehicle and his phone was seized..when questioned, the officer in charge said “we didn’t arrest him for using his phone neither did we for almost killing a lastma official , we arrested him because a man that advanced in age, i mean a 40 years old man..imagine 40 years old! checking 2Go while driving ..nonsense”

Bail has been set for N50,000 or community service of sweeping ojuelegba (were the incident occured) for three weeks without option of pure-water break while on the job.